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How Each Zodiac Sign Handles a Power Cut in Summer

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When the fan dies and the fridge gives up mid-mango-season, chaos breaks loose. Summer power cuts are the true reality show challenge, minus the prize money. Here's how each zodiac sign deals with it, in full cinematic glory.

Aries – Turns the blackout into a high-stakes survival game. Within five minutes, they're shirtless, sweating, and declaring war on the sun like it's a villain from an '80s action film.

Taurus – Has a minor meltdown when the AC stops working. Sits in the fridge till the power comes back, like a stubborn extra in a cooking show who refuses to leave the walk-in freezer.

Gemini – Calls three friends, starts a group chat, and considers writing a short film about the experience. Switches personalities every five minutes—half coping, half chaos.

Cancer – Lights candles and pretends it’s a cozy cottagecore moment. Until the sweat starts. Then it's an emotional monologue worthy of an Oscar: “Why must comfort be taken from those who love the most?”

Leo – Dramatically fans self with a magazine like it's the Met Gala red carpet. Demands that the universe deliver electricity or a personal wind machine—whichever comes first.

Virgo – Already had a backup generator and ice cubes arranged alphabetically. Still complains about the temperature difference between 23°C and 23.5°C.

Libra – Can't decide whether to suffer glamorously in silence or rage aesthetically. Either way, looks like a perfume ad set in a desert.

Scorpio – Pretends the heat doesn't bother them. Secretly plotting revenge on the electricity board. Probably writes intense poetry in the dark.

Sagittarius – Uses it as an excuse to go on a spontaneous road trip. "No power? No problem. Let’s chase sunsets and bad decisions."

Capricorn – Starts a TED Talk about how the system failed and how better infrastructure would’ve saved the day. Might install solar panels mid-blackout.

Aquarius – Finds a conspiracy theory in the blackout. “The government is testing something,” probably while wearing tinfoil. Still somehow chill.

Pisces – Thinks the darkness is romantic. Has already imagined a tragic love story unfolding in candlelight—one where the ice cream melts but the feelings don’t.
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