Cricket matches in India are not sports events—they’re religion with better snacks and louder aunties. Throw in an IPL twist and suddenly everyone’s got an opinion, a jersey, and a conspiracy theory. Here’s how each zodiac sign shows up to the stadium (or couch) with maximum drama and minimal logic.
Aries – Already painted the face, screaming louder than the stadium speakers. Picks fights with opposing fans like it’s a WWE crossover. Believes every six is a personal victory.
Taurus – Doesn’t care who’s winning as long as the samosas are hot. Chooses seats based on snack accessibility. May not clap unless bribed with ice cream.
Gemini – Supports two teams just for the chaos. Commentates louder than Harsha Bhogle. By the end of the match, starts their own Twitter poll on who should be captain.
Cancer – Gets emotional when their favorite player gets out. Might light a diya for the team’s win. Takes losses personally and sends motivational DMs to players.
Leo – Wears a custom jersey with their name on it. Struts into the stadium like the opening credits of a Rohit Shetty film. If their team loses, it’s obviously a script problem.
Virgo – Knows player stats better than the coach. Yells "wrong field placement" like a certified BCCI advisor. Brings sanitizer, backup chargers, and moral superiority.
Libra – Can’t decide which team’s jersey is cuter. Claps for both sides because conflict is so 2010. Spends half the match discussing outfit aesthetics.
Scorpio – Stares down rival fans without blinking. Mentally hexes bowlers who let boundaries slip. Celebrates quietly but intensely, like it’s a heist movie.
Sagittarius – There for the vibes. Yells "Howzzat!" with zero clue. Switches teams mid-innings if the other side starts winning. Might jump onto the field just for fun.
Capricorn – Watches silently, taking mental notes like it’s a board meeting. Already calculating which player has best brand ROI. Supports winning teams only.
Aquarius – Supports underdogs out of principle. Talks about match-fixing and alien abductions mid-match. Might bring a placard saying “Cricket is an illusion.”
Pisces – Daydreams through overs. Thinks sixes are “poetic.” Cries during the national anthem. Might write a breakup letter if their team loses the final.
Aries – Already painted the face, screaming louder than the stadium speakers. Picks fights with opposing fans like it’s a WWE crossover. Believes every six is a personal victory.
Taurus – Doesn’t care who’s winning as long as the samosas are hot. Chooses seats based on snack accessibility. May not clap unless bribed with ice cream.
Gemini – Supports two teams just for the chaos. Commentates louder than Harsha Bhogle. By the end of the match, starts their own Twitter poll on who should be captain.
Cancer – Gets emotional when their favorite player gets out. Might light a diya for the team’s win. Takes losses personally and sends motivational DMs to players.
Leo – Wears a custom jersey with their name on it. Struts into the stadium like the opening credits of a Rohit Shetty film. If their team loses, it’s obviously a script problem.
Virgo – Knows player stats better than the coach. Yells "wrong field placement" like a certified BCCI advisor. Brings sanitizer, backup chargers, and moral superiority.
Libra – Can’t decide which team’s jersey is cuter. Claps for both sides because conflict is so 2010. Spends half the match discussing outfit aesthetics.
Scorpio – Stares down rival fans without blinking. Mentally hexes bowlers who let boundaries slip. Celebrates quietly but intensely, like it’s a heist movie.
Sagittarius – There for the vibes. Yells "Howzzat!" with zero clue. Switches teams mid-innings if the other side starts winning. Might jump onto the field just for fun.
Capricorn – Watches silently, taking mental notes like it’s a board meeting. Already calculating which player has best brand ROI. Supports winning teams only.
Aquarius – Supports underdogs out of principle. Talks about match-fixing and alien abductions mid-match. Might bring a placard saying “Cricket is an illusion.”
Pisces – Daydreams through overs. Thinks sixes are “poetic.” Cries during the national anthem. Might write a breakup letter if their team loses the final.
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